[redacted] walked so [DATA EXPUNGED] could run

“you should touch grass” i am the grass. i grow in the cracks of an abandoned walmart parking lot. i feed on microplastics and discarded vape pods. your sneakers fear me.

life hack: if you microwave a hot pocket for 666 seconds it opens a portal to your old facebook statuses and the demon of middle school regret climbs out to critique your posture.

Every "founder mode" essay is a man realising he's difficult to work for and deciding to publish an 8,000 word manifesto about why that actually makes him a Very Special Boy

Every time a billionaire says "it's time to build" I want to drop him in a Bunnings at 11am on a Saturday and see how long he lasts before crying in the paint aisle

The internet was a mistake and I say this as someone whose entire livelihood depends on the mistake being ongoing

Meghan McCain has built an entire media career on the foundational premise that her father existed and frankly get it girl (don't in fact get it girl)

Jake, 24, said buying in Sydney wasn't that hard. "I cut down on avocado toast, walked to work, and my grandmother passed away leaving me $1.2 million in a trust. Anyone can do it if they really want to." This story sponsored by news dot com dot au.