Mastodawn

Heh, not so fictional, nor funny (in a hah hah way)

Borowitz Report:
"String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead"

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/string-of-correctly-spelled-texts

Prediction; We may, very soon, be seeing an A.I. Avatar on TV & #truth - as we've surely been 'primed' for - someone who sounds sane and in touch with reality...

Because... G-d forbid a few minutes of his actual #WordSalad #paranoia and #delusional ideas gets out, spontaneously! "Sick" indeed, if alive.

#TrumpVirus

String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead

The texts were the work of someone with at least a seventh-grade education.

The Borowitz Report

Michael Fenichel 1d ago

Nobody has ever seen such truth before!
- Sir #TrumpVirus

https://bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.social/post/3m2g4dluv3c27

Oregon AG Rayfield:

"The first thing that might’ve told you the federal government wasn’t doing so hot was when they started off some of their arguments by talking about Truth Social as their source of facts." 🎯

"Truth Social" has about as much truth, and is about as "social", as "Mein Kampf".

Anything Sir spews via #Truth™ or A.I., is a textbook example of #oxymoron. #Fact-free #delusions, id, & fantasy.

Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social)

Oregon AG Rayfield: The first thing that might’ve told you the federal government wasn’t doing so hot was when they started off some of their arguments by talking about Truth Social as their source of facts. Actually got a comment from the judge: “Is this really how you’re going to move forward?”

Bluesky Social

Michael Fenichel 1d ago

Here's the "cold opening" of Season 51 Saturday Night Live - with a new ensemble (plus most old faves)...

SNL Season 51 Premier:
Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War - Cold Open

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/pete-hegseth-cold-open/NBCE111109915

Some #Truth to #TrumpVirus - and to his erstwhile "Minister of War" - Hegseth.

Played by..... [surprise! Someone's working harder! Won't spoil it.]

Streaming on NBC, Peacock, elsewhere too, but here's the clip straight from the source.

Enjoy! Smile while we can!

#Hegseth #SNL #comedy

Watch - NBC.com

NBC

Michael Fenichel 2d ago

RE: https://mastodon.social/@realTuckFrumper/115317451920211641

Ya think?

#Truth #TrumpVIrus #psychopathology #BrainSpurs #delusions #evil #malice

Michael Fenichel 3d ago

Just another day in D.C., now that the #TrumpVirus has twice disappeared.

First, his unforced COVID disaster, and then going silent as the world laughs at his geography skills & "peace deal" claims. A few fragments of #Truth are spewing out, + #AI cosplay by someone with the big beautiful, uh, mind, of someone who thinks it funny to smear reputations with new toy contraptions, as the country burns, but hey...

The cashier's still busy. He's still in office and we're all being bled.

#Article25

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Michael Fenichel 3d ago

It was so much simpler, in some ways, during the first #TrumpVIrus plague, as the Kushner & Trump Dynasties ballooned in influence and worth....

And for distraction, look! Hunter! Look, Biden eats ice cream cones!

Anyone remember Season 1, when enrichment was done behind scenes and there was still an actual government which functioned even as the shadow government depleted taxpayer cash and gave it to the billionaire bros?

Remember? No? Every day is another barrage of triggers for #PSTD

Michael Fenichel 3d ago

Meanwhile, #Truth is leaking out everywhere!

Ah, but if people still don't notice (or care about) an irrational/insane raging beast where there should be a thinking, human President, well... Join the enemies within.

More #facts and stuff for the history books, if there is a future for books, or history. Post #TrumpVIrus & Co.