"We want the straits open. We’re closing it now. They closed it, and we closed it on top of them - but we want the straits open." -- #Trump

#Iran #Hormuz #Covfefe #WordSalad

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Lets try some #hashtag #wordsalad

Finishing internal #wiki notes on connecting across #Tailscale to boot a remote #Dell server via #iDRAC from a #proxmox iso image (on my #NetBSD laptop in a #Firefox window). Wipe, install, then install #pfSense and flip the Proxmox to be secured behind pfSense, and add a #Ruckus smartzone controller and some other VMs

All without physical access to the machine. Takes me way back to remote #Sun #Sparc installs via a #RS232 #Spiderport :-p

2/2

Happy Friday … rest up if you can, as more #war & #WordSalad, plus #Ballroom updates, are ready for the weekend! (Is the world?)

#FaniWillis #treason #justice #elections #conspiracy #coverup #TrumpEpsteinFiles #law

#Jan6 #TrumpVirus #sedition #treason

#TrumpThePoet #POTUS #PresidentTonyClifton

1. Today is the day of May 4 Finnegans Wake #English #EnglishLanguage

2. #LiberalJokers use #LiberalArts : do not listen to Marshall McLuhan about #Joycean

3. Trump is a #Poet beyond your imagination #MonoMythProgramming != #WordSalad

Wow, Was not expecting this -especially on "X".

But that marks the spot this is from. Almost as weird as its being there. 🤷🏼

> Putin Saves Iran oil

https://x.com/Pakistani__aura/status/2042678767793893532?s=20

AI. " #satire "
How much #truth?
How much #consequence

How much can one 'unhinged' Toddler King impact the state of the world today by recognizing nor respecting either?

So smart. All the best words & #WordSalad

#nepotism #treason #war #WarCrimes

#humor #TrumpVirus #AI #Putin #Iran #oil #TrumpEpsteinFiles #coverup

Pakistani Aura (@Pakistani__aura) on X

Putin Saves Iran oil 😂 Made with Ai

X (formerly Twitter)

Priceless #TrumpVirus #WordSalad -
The rambling rant and greatest-hits sound bites are all from Monday's 'unhinged' Press Conference.

https://x.com/FurkanGozukara/status/2041299001392132158

The visualization is AI, but more entertaining than Sir - by a long shot!

The #truth of his madness is right here. With some smiles. But it's truly sad.
And dangerous.

#psychopathology #dementia #BrainSpurs #AI #PressConference #decompensation #insanity #war #TrumpEpsteinFiles #madness

Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) on X

LMAO who made this 😭😂🤣

X (formerly Twitter)
Yes, it is clear who is giving orders directly, as Sir #TrumpVirus spews his gutter-language #WordSalad - hating & bragging, telling children Easter stories about the Biden auto-pen, & giving a speech about his #war 'victory' & rescue in Iran, at an Easter egg ceremony! He asked, "Where's Melania?" (standing next to him!) & then joked about his disorientation. As the Iranians, Chinese, grinning Putin and entire world watch a madman decompensating/disintegrating mentally on TV, next to a rabbit.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116360188995791624

#Truth : An angry toddler w/ fixed 'beliefs' (& #delusions) is going to cling to HIS reality. He already considers NATO and the European leaders as "nasty".

Whereas HE, Sir #TrumpVirus, has all the best words - #WordSalad of late - & is smart, the most perfect being ever, by a long shot.

It's being said out loud now, & is so vivid, in today's press conference most recently: "He is a madman". Full stop.

Be it #dementia, long-time #cognitive impairment, or his being easily influenced/played...⚠️

@aaron.rupar

Sure... in the #WordSalad World of Sir #TrumpVirus' big, beautiful, uh, brain...

Those Iranians sure do love the sounds of bombs! They're sad when bombing stops (as Sir figures & said).

Starving in the darkness without food, water or power is surely what "freedom" is all about, in that mind full of #BrainSpurs, hate, confusion & #delusion.

Freedom is Slavery, War is Peace, Hate is Love.... Where have we heard this before?
Oh right, the dystopian "1984" - & #DJT.