Mastodawn

Heh, not so fictional, nor funny (in a hah hah way)

Borowitz Report:
"String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead"

https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/string-of-correctly-spelled-texts

Prediction; We may, very soon, be seeing an A.I. Avatar on TV & #truth - as we've surely been 'primed' for - someone who sounds sane and in touch with reality...

Because... G-d forbid a few minutes of his actual #WordSalad #paranoia and #delusional ideas gets out, spontaneously! "Sick" indeed, if alive.

#TrumpVirus

String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead

The texts were the work of someone with at least a seventh-grade education.

The Borowitz Report

MathiasTCK.bsky.social Oct 3

I been thinking about the right word for: " #delusional or actively #malicious " I been going with: #CloseMinded for people choosing a self inflicted echo chamber full of #unsourced claims. They have shut off access to verifiable facts, in large numbers, instead passing around #factoid , #memes.

Sport Ponies🐎🍁Oct 2

Heads up here. #TRUMP IS #DELUSIONAL AND A #LIAR. #BillionsAndBillionsAndBillionsOfLIES 😊

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:22vjxxpzorhmartq3m54xaek/post/3m27k5klfl22k

Ultra Verified 🇺🇦Sep 29

“It’s a better case for Comey, because the president won’t shut up,” said retired federal Judge John Jones. “And that’s admissible, so he’s got a fighting chance, I think, on vindictive prosecution.”

#trump #hateful #vicious #delusional

This is the guy who leads #republicans. The #gop can't get him to shut up, either.

Which is utterly fantastic.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/29/politics/how-trumps-own-actions-could-doom-comeys-criminal-case

Donald Trump’s own words could doom the criminal case against James Comey, legal experts say

As President Donald Trump publicly pressures the Justice Department to bring criminal cases against his perceived enemies, legal experts say former FBI Director James Comey could attempt a rarely successful legal maneuver that allows judges to throw out charges that were unfairly brought.

CNN

hollow-one Sep 26

Oh.. I had a dream that #MTV is actually capable to come back with a plan to play music videos the way that they took back from #YT and #Spotify what is righteously theirs as consumer's experience to enjoy and being influenced by music!

What a dream it was for a #retro lover!

#delusional #friday

Ultra Verified 🇺🇦Sep 24

#Trump's #crackpot speech at the UN was just another fucking day at The Office.

Also known as "cold stone #fucknuts" - which also describes half of his #racist, #ignorant, #asinine, #delusional, #perverted, #sick administration.

The other #criminal half sucks up to the #crazies to snatch up as much money and power they can.

#republicans own it all

#RepublicansSuck

#GOPisGARBAGE

https://newrepublic.com/post/200800/donald-trump-batshit-things-un-speech