When will the decade of shame end? His 'majesty' just made a joke to the Japanese PM (edit added her title. Apologies to Japan) in the oval just now about Pearl Harbor and how good Japan is at surprises. There was one laugh that quickly went quiet and you could feel all the oxygen in the room suddenly decide it needed to be elsewhere. Dead silence in a room full of press that were yelling questions just moments before.

Absolute silence. Shock shame embarassment.
#thistimelinesucks

Flood of vomit and rain of Frogs. Went biblical with this one. Always trust the classics.
#uspol #jokes #coping with #thistimelinesucks

Hegeseth and Johnson are speaking Holy War and I got chills. Nothing is scarier than power in the hands of people who do believe God will not let them lose. That gambler that refuses to stop even as they sell their car and steal from mom.

These guys will spend us down to the last dollar and not blink at the body count. I feel sick. Why is our military marching off a cliff for these lunatics?

again, shit just got real. #ThisTimelineSucks

@randahl
Priorities man.
Decor trumps Dead Corp.

I have no problem believing none of this is really happening, my mind has snapped.

That would explain why I just found my box of breakfast cereal in the freezer.

#ThisTimeLineSucks

Top 4 theories that came out of my swill of a brain of why we are starting a war with Iran;

Dobby the Whitehouse elf told him too (possibly influenced by the ghost of Nixon)

He wants to meet Scheherazade, thinks she is a babe even though she has aged out.

Thinks it will be like the video game.

Wants to meet Jeannie thinks she is a babe even though she has aged out, still wants her powers.

OR distract from Epstein and someone with money told him too.

#thistimelinesucks #iran

I am having a watch party tonight for the state of the union.

I will be serving We Are Screwed Drivers and Stormy Daniels stuffed mushroom caps.

Mandatory drinking game; you must drink whenever he lies. We should all be blissfully dead by nightfall.

#thistimelinesucks

@memeorandum blow back. NOW blow back. "Better late than never" don't EVEN half cover it. Where y'all been this whole entire time?

and without a single specific detail I'll bet y'all know zactly what I'm on about .

#ThisTimelineSucks

I am super addicted to this game where you make words out of the cards to clear the board. Today I have played;
Fraud Felon Crime Liar Convict Bigot Destroy Hatred Nausea Rage Swamp Eviction and DieSoonYouBloatedScumbag but for some reason the game disallowed the last one.

#games #wordgames #ThisTimelineSucks

@euronews @europe-euronews She’s a released hostage. Booo!!!!! How dare she survive. #ThisTimelineSucks