I am having a watch party tonight for the state of the union.

I will be serving We Are Screwed Drivers and Stormy Daniels stuffed mushroom caps.

Mandatory drinking game; you must drink whenever he lies. We should all be blissfully dead by nightfall.

#thistimelinesucks

@Crystal_Fish_Caves
Use a shot glass ...stretch that bottle out for those 2 hours before his naptime.
@ChrisHolladay I hear he does not drink. Frankly it would explain several things if he did. Maybe he should start.
@Crystal_Fish_Caves
I heard he does like second hand or recycled vodka...preferably female processed

@Crystal_Fish_Caves @ChrisHolladay People drink to lose inhibitions and connect with their friends.

Donny is already off the fucking chain and has no friends. So why drink?

@grumble209 so he will go pass out in a corner somewhere and stop fucking up the entire planet. Someone should really start slipping gummies in his McFood

@Crystal_Fish_Caves

Mayhaps there might be gambling...?

We need a pool for which 15 minute slot will be when he first shitz his pants...

@Crystal_Fish_Caves

The entire country will be hospitalized from alcohol poisoning before he even gets to talking about his golf.

@Crystal_Fish_Caves I'm drinking Southern Comfortless on the rocks. And flipping off my tv every few minutes
@Crystal_Fish_Caves His sobriety from alcohol doesn't mean much if the stories of him snorting Adderall are true. He just chooses to indulge in a different psychoactive compound.