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Hegeseth and Johnson are speaking Holy War and I got chills. Nothing is scarier than power in the hands of people who do believe God will not let them lose. That gambler that refuses to stop even as they sell their car and steal from mom.
These guys will spend us down to the last dollar and not blink at the body count. I feel sick. Why is our military marching off a cliff for these lunatics?
again, shit just got real. #ThisTimelineSucks
@randahl
Priorities man.
Decor trumps Dead Corp.
I have no problem believing none of this is really happening, my mind has snapped.
That would explain why I just found my box of breakfast cereal in the freezer.
Top 4 theories that came out of my swill of a brain of why we are starting a war with Iran;
Dobby the Whitehouse elf told him too (possibly influenced by the ghost of Nixon)
He wants to meet Scheherazade, thinks she is a babe even though she has aged out.
Thinks it will be like the video game.
Wants to meet Jeannie thinks she is a babe even though she has aged out, still wants her powers.
OR distract from Epstein and someone with money told him too.
I am having a watch party tonight for the state of the union.
I will be serving We Are Screwed Drivers and Stormy Daniels stuffed mushroom caps.
Mandatory drinking game; you must drink whenever he lies. We should all be blissfully dead by nightfall.
@memeorandum blow back. NOW blow back. "Better late than never" don't EVEN half cover it. Where y'all been this whole entire time?
and without a single specific detail I'll bet y'all know zactly what I'm on about .
I am super addicted to this game where you make words out of the cards to clear the board. Today I have played;
Fraud Felon Crime Liar Convict Bigot Destroy Hatred Nausea Rage Swamp Eviction and DieSoonYouBloatedScumbag but for some reason the game disallowed the last one.
I sure am glad BBC, CNN et. al. are making sure we all know how affected super wealthy people are by the fires in CA.
I mean, what're they going to do? Move to another property that they own while they wait for their insurance check to clear? The humanity...
meanwhile the actual regular people in those areas are homeless or couch surfing and have lost literally their entire world.
But yeah I want to know how bad James fucking Woods feels and plan to cry for Mell Gibson.