Crystal_Fish_CavesTop 4 theories that came out of my swill of a brain of why we are starting a war with Iran;
Dobby the Whitehouse elf told him too (possibly influenced by the ghost of Nixon)
He wants to meet Scheherazade, thinks she is a babe even though she has aged out.
Thinks it will be like the video game.
Wants to meet Jeannie thinks she is a babe even though she has aged out, still wants her powers.
OR distract from Epstein and someone with money told him too.
