The 7 y/old skips into the living room announcing "Look at me! Guess what I am!".
He's standing in just his underpants and a t-shirt, wearing his Halloween costume that consists of a cape, pointy wizards hat, and wearing cat paw gloves and cat ears on his head.
I guessed "a trouser-less cat wizard?" - I was wrong. "A cat wizard gamer" he proclaims, before picking up the switch and asking to play a game. #dadlife #parentingisfun #parenting #thingskidssay #dad #StuffKidsSay #kids

Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon.

Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.

😳 proud, or horrified?

#grandkids #kids #thingskidssay #Sunday #family

😂 Posted yesterday by #MischaCollins from the TV show #Supernatural . I thought it deserved to be shared on Mastodon.

#SupernaturalTVShow #NoKingsDay2 #NoKings #NoKingsProtests #Parenting #ThingsKidsSay #ProtestSigns #FunnySigns

A is currently reading "Kissed By the Moon" by Alison Lester by and turning each page saying

"and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"...

"and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"...

"and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"...

😂

#parenting #ThingsKidsSay

Update, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹 #kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
Bluesky

Bluesky Social

summer "daddy did you know when people were flying in the world wars they had to put codes in machines and they flew aeroplanes with engines that spin.... did you used to do that"

once again, how old does she think I am‽‽

#thingskidssay

OH: “I’m bored! Cos that cloud guy is SO slow!”

#ThingsKidsSay #MarioKart #Lakitu

It’s all fun and games until you fart inside your all-encompassing chicken costume.

#Halloween #HalloweenCostume #ThingsKidsSay

I put on Oliver for me and kiddo to watch while playing with Lego

There are so many questions about why everyone is so mean, poor and hungry.

Then , "is this what it was like when you were younger daddy?

how old does she think I am!!!!

#thingsKidsSay

wife: what would you give daddy's lasagna out of 10
daughter (5 years old at the time): 9 I love it
...
wife: what would make it a 10?
daughter: 1!

my wife reminded me of this conversation this morning.
I mean she wasn't wrong 1 would make it 10
#thingskidssay #notwrong