ProperDaveFeb 22
The 7 y/old skips into the living room announcing "Look at me! Guess what I am!".
He's standing in just his underpants and a t-shirt, wearing his Halloween costume that consists of a cape, pointy wizards hat, and wearing cat paw gloves and cat ears on his head.
I guessed "a trouser-less cat wizard?" - I was wrong. "A cat wizard gamer" he proclaims, before picking up the switch and asking to play a game. #dadlife #parentingisfun #parenting #thingskidssay #dad #StuffKidsSay #kids
ProperDaveSep 2, 2023
"What's that not nice smell?", the 5 y/old asks whilst eating his dinner. After narrowing it down we've established it's me. I had a shower whilst his dinner was cooking and it turns out he doesn't like my Old Spice shower gel. Apparently I smell terrible. #StuffKidsSay #parentingisfun #parenting
EllisGLDec 30, 2022

Kid: "This is 100 cheesey, because there's 100 cheese on it."

Narrator (my inner dialog): "There wasn't any cheese or cheese flavoring on their popcorn."
#StuffKidsSay #StuffParentsThink

AndresNov 19, 2022

5yo: "Look dad! I gave my #bike tattoos!"

me: "Mmm-hm, very nice."

5yo: [pointing to lime stickers] "See, buttcheek, buttcheek.."
5yo: [pointing to advocado sticker] "...vagina. So you know where your butt and vagina go!"

me: "Oh that's good, otherwise we wouldn't know." 😏

#Parenting #StuffKidsSay

FiXatoJun 18, 2021

#BeardGrabber just now:
starts spelling out letters that are on the TV screen:

en
ee
tee
ef
el
eye
ex

STAR TREK!

eh, no dear, we do watch Star Trek on Netflix, but it's not how you spell that xD
So, I spelled it phonetically with him, and he finished with saying Netflix out loud instead. :)

#parenting #StuffKidsSay

FiXato (fallback)Oct 2, 2020
#StuffKidsSay: "That one is full of empty!"