The 7 y/old skips into the living room announcing "Look at me! Guess what I am!".
He's standing in just his underpants and a t-shirt, wearing his Halloween costume that consists of a cape, pointy wizards hat, and wearing cat paw gloves and cat ears on his head.
I guessed "a trouser-less cat wizard?" - I was wrong. "A cat wizard gamer" he proclaims, before picking up the switch and asking to play a game. #dadlife #parentingisfun #parenting #thingskidssay #dad #StuffKidsSay #kids
"What's that not nice smell?", the 5 y/old asks whilst eating his dinner. After narrowing it down we've established it's me. I had a shower whilst his dinner was cooking and it turns out he doesn't like my Old Spice shower gel. Apparently I smell terrible. #StuffKidsSay #parentingisfun #parenting

Nothing like listening to your son red zone over not being able to swing a stray piece of PVC pipe around.

#ParentingIsFun

A while back, I posted about Wee One's "secret stash" (Legos under the bed). Today's is cabbage.

And yes, my four year old eats cabbage.

I told her she could only eat a little raw cabbage because we already didn't have enough for the recipe. She apparently took a handful while I wasn't watching and now that the casserole is done, she felt safe to take it out to eat. 🀦🏻 At least she's eating veggies?

Did I mention I'd be drinking during #TVMysteries ?

#ParentingIsFun #HereInHawkburg

Parenting a toddler is at least 25% just googling how to get peanut butter out of stuff. #ParentingIsFun #HereInHawkburg #SendHelp
I am just so tired and that is definitely going to get worse before it gets better. #HereInHawkburg #SomewhereInBetween40AndDeath #ParentingIsFun
Wee One is running through the house, naked for some reason, and chanting "meat, meat, meat," so it must be lunchtime. 🀦🏻 I am SO ready for preschool. #ParentingIsFun #HereInHawkburg #IMissNapTime
Where's the eternal screaming bot when you need one? #HereInHawkburg #ParentingIsFun
Ideally I’d have been given the opportunity to take off my shoes and maybe even drop a deuce but I had to go into supervisory mode #ParentingIsFun