🚀🎩 "Composable Finite State Machines" — because who doesn't love a good buzzword salad? 🍴🤖 Dive into the
#GitHub abyss where
#AI promises to write your code, fix your bugs, and presumably file your taxes too. 🧾✨
https://github.com/sdzx-1/polystate #ComposableFiniteStateMachines #CodeWriting #TechBuzzword #Salad #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - sdzx-1/polystate: Polystate: Composable Finite State Machines
Polystate: Composable Finite State Machines. Contribute to sdzx-1/polystate development by creating an account on GitHub.
🚨 Breaking news: Redpanda Cloud bravely navigates the GCP outage by... doing absolutely nothing. 🐼💤 In an article that's more buzzword than substance, they market their tech prowess by comparing themselves to everyone EXCEPT actual
#problem-solving heroes. 🎩✨
https://www.redpanda.com/blog/gcp-outage-june-redpanda-cloud #RedpandaCloud #GCPoutage #techbuzzword #marketingfail #HackerNews #ngated
Behind the scenes: Redpanda Cloud’s response to the GCP outage
On June 12, GCP went down. Here’s how we responded at Redpanda Cloud and what it taught us about safety and reliability.
In today's thrilling episode of Tech Buzzword Theatre,
#ClickHouse valiantly scales its
#observability platform beyond 100 petabytes, because who doesn't love hoarding logs? 🤣🐘 Meanwhile, we eagerly await the day they release "ClickHouse Cloud for Mars" as AWS, GCP, and Azure aren't enough playgrounds for this petabyte party. 🌌🎉
https://clickhouse.com/blog/scaling-observability-beyond-100pb-wide-events-replacing-otel #TechBuzzword #PetabyteParty #CloudForMars #HackerNews #ngated
Scaling our Observability platform beyond 100 Petabytes by embracing wide events and replacing OTel
Read how we scaled our observability platform from 19PB to 100PB and 500 trillion rows by replacing OpenTelemetry with a native ClickHouse-to-ClickHouse pipeline, embracing wide events and cutting CPU usage by 90%.
🤖🎉 "AI-first" is the new buzzword du jour for tech execs who think their human staff are basically glorified paperweights. So long, "return to office"—hello, AI overlords! If only they could find an AI to manage their own brilliant ideas. 🙄💡
https://www.anildash.com//2025/04/19/ai-first-is-the-new-return-to-office/ #AIfirst #TechBuzzword #FutureOfWork #HumanVsAI #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated
"AI-first" is the new Return To Office - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
🤖 Oh joy,
#Google is now supporting yet another acronym-laden "standard" that promises to revolutionize
#AI by connecting models to data—because that's never been attempted before 🚀. Let's all pretend this isn't another round of tech buzzword
#bingo where
#MCP and
#SDK are the new VIPs in the AI hype club 🙄.
https://techcrunch.com/2025/04/09/google-says-itll-embrace-anthropics-standard-for-connecting-ai-models-to-data/ #revolution #TechBuzzword #Standards #HackerNews #ngated
Google to embrace Anthropic’s standard for connecting AI models to data | TechCrunch
Just a few weeks after OpenAI said it would adopt rival Anthropic’s standard for connecting AI models to the systems where data resides, Google is following suit.
🚀🤖 In the epic showdown of Gemini 2.5 vs. Claude 3.7, we dive into the riveting world of Composio's endless jargon salad 🥗. Spoiler alert: after mastering the art of buzzword origami, you'll still need a "custom solution" 🛠️ because one size never fits all in this galaxy of tech gibberish. 🌌🔧
https://composio.dev/blog/gemini-2-5-pro-vs-claude-3-7-sonnet-coding-comparison/ #Gemini2.5
#Claude3.7
#Composio #TechBuzzword #CustomSolutions #HackerNews #ngated
Gemini 2.5 Pro vs. Claude 3.7 Sonnet: Coding Comparison
This blog-post compares the coding capabilites of new Gemini 2.5 Pro experimental and Claude 3.7 Sonnet (thinking)
💻🥱 Oh, look, yet another
#startup trying to reinvent the wheel by building a Linux Container Runtime from scratch. Because, clearly, what the tech world needs is more buzzword-laden solutions no one asked for, all while making sure everyone knows it's at
#KubeCon. 🚀🙄
https://edera.dev/stories/styrolite #LinuxContainerRuntime #TechBuzzword #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated
Introducing Styrolite: Building a Linux Container Runtime from Scratch
We're open sourcing our programmatic low-level container runtime, Styrolite
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