"Now that we have the device, what shall we do with it, Doctor!"

"We will use it to defeat the Daleks."

"How? Moon them?"

"No, we will use the device to release a foul wind that will force them to capitulate."

"But why is the device called The Butt Crack of Rassilon?"

"Rassilon pulled it out of his rear end."

"Not a great way to name an object."

'No, no. Not the name. The Time Lords gave it this name. What I mean is that Rassilon pulled the device out of his bum."

"Ew! [Drops the Butt Crack of Rassilon onto the floor.]"

#DoctoWho #Rassilon #Daleks #microfiction

"Do we have everything needed?"

"Yes, Doctor, we have the Sash of Rassilon, the Crown of Rassilon, the Key of Rassilon, the Rod of Rassilon, the Coronet of Rassilon, the Harp of Rassilon, the Ring of Rassilon, the Black Scrolls of Rassilon, the Lollipop of Rassilon, the Butt Cheeks of Rassilon, the Eye of Harmony and the Nose of Destiny.'"

"Ah, but we do not have the Suspenders of Rassilon."

"Drats! We're going to have to buy more Rassilon cereal to complete our set."

"Yes, and then, we will be able to assemble our own Rassilon, and defeat The Master!"

#DoctoWho #Rassilon #TheMaster #microfiction #nonsense

Oh my gods, I've got a stress headache and I'm having #TheLongDarkTimeTimeoftheSoul about the hinted at upcoming pause in #DoctorWho. Hello, #RTD, #Disney, #Ncuti, etc., it's an awful idea to bail out now, just like the #Beeb did with #OldWho. #Rassilon would not be impressed.
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Happy 59th Anniversary to my beloved #DoctorWho the show that has helped me get through, endure so much in my life. Thank you
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Playing the Game Again.

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Hello, world!

Da ich mich noch nicht vorgestellt habe, hole ich das hiermit nach: Ich bin Rebecca & beschรคftige mich mit Science-Fiction, Fantastik, Horror & allem, was in und auรŸerhalb der Popkultur dazwischen liegt.

Da, wo ich bin, ist รผbrigens meist auch die fellige Begleitung nicht weit, denn Rassilon ist natรผrlich auch (fast) immer dabei.

Ask me anything, if you want. ๐Ÿ™‚

#StarTrek #Popkultur #Cyperpunk #Hund #DoctorWho #Schreiben #Musik #Comic #Literaturwissenschaft #Rassilon #Neuhier