"Now that we have the device, what shall we do with it, Doctor!"
"We will use it to defeat the Daleks."
"How? Moon them?"
"No, we will use the device to release a foul wind that will force them to capitulate."
"But why is the device called The Butt Crack of Rassilon?"
"Rassilon pulled it out of his rear end."
"Not a great way to name an object."
'No, no. Not the name. The Time Lords gave it this name. What I mean is that Rassilon pulled the device out of his bum."
"Ew! [Drops the Butt Crack of Rassilon onto the floor.]"
"Do we have everything needed?"
"Yes, Doctor, we have the Sash of Rassilon, the Crown of Rassilon, the Key of Rassilon, the Rod of Rassilon, the Coronet of Rassilon, the Harp of Rassilon, the Ring of Rassilon, the Black Scrolls of Rassilon, the Lollipop of Rassilon, the Butt Cheeks of Rassilon, the Eye of Harmony and the Nose of Destiny.'"
"Ah, but we do not have the Suspenders of Rassilon."
"Drats! We're going to have to buy more Rassilon cereal to complete our set."
"Yes, and then, we will be able to assemble our own Rassilon, and defeat The Master!"
Satellite Five computer in "Long Game": "He is no one" "She is no one"
Satellite Five Controller in "Bad Wolf": "They are no one"
"He is no one", "They are no one" and the "No more" phrase that was key during "The Day of the Doctor" often get stuck in my head, especially if I am stimming or when flooded with either self-doubt or imposter syndrome.
@farrer which vid was it so you remember? I would love to give it a look over.
I think it’s sad how we - understandably- cut past characters into a pithy one sentabxe description - but of if any #DoctoWho actor/character/incarnatiln deserves to be fully and wholly appreciated it’s Troughton portrayal.
Remember when #doctowho got us all hyped up about a Big Fight between the Daleks and the Cybermen, like it was going to be the New Time War between the Doctor's biggest foes...
And it basically amounted handbags at dawn with both sides just being really fucking sassy at each other?
Würde ich sofort schauen wollen. Mehrfach.
#DoctoWho #Simpsons
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