Opinion: I’m Sorry I’m Late for Work, but if I Can’t Curate the Most Bomb-Ass Pre-Work Get Psyched Playlist Then What’s the Point?
Opinion: I’m Sorry I’m Late for Work, but if I Can’t Curate the Most Bomb-Ass Pre-Work Get Psyched Playlist Then What’s the Point?
⚖️ The Great Five-Minute Fiction vs. The Coalition of the Perpetually Frozen
A landmark ruling from Judge Steel. The court has spoken.
🔨 Verdict: Side A wins. Read the full judgment.
All verdicts are final, binding, and completely made up.
https://judgement.theasylum.be/case/c6ca1473-933f-4b6a-a99b-f0a2d65f1d54/

Side A presents documented evidence of chronic temporal deception spanning decades. Side B offers the legal defense of 'vibes over accuracy' while admitting to pre-departure dishonesty. — Ruling from The Argument Settler Court, a tribunal of questionable jurisdiction.
Someone created a website where you can make bets on German trains and their delay.
Biggest payout is probably for a train to be on time :-D
(Damn, did I pack the charging cable?!)
(May the #punctuality be with us.)