"If you're not part of the #solution, you're part of the #precipitate," and other #science-adjacent #jokes we tell ourselves to mollify the #horrors of #existence.
Just remember: 𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲.
(I used that on a couple of my chem masters decades ago; one instantly laughed her arse off, and the other gazed into space for about 2.5s before doing likewise.)
(Leaving #colloids, #suspensions, and #plasmas right out.)
#joke #funny #chemistry #statesofmatter #solution #precipitate
