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Garlic mash?
0%
Loaded baked potato?
0%
Simply buttered?
0%
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maybe she's born with it
maybe it's chronic fatigue β€‹

#CFS #MECFS #ChronicFatigue #PotatoLife

real footage of me rolling out of bed at almost 7pm:  β€‹

some people might think sleeping all day is lazy, but i call it #SelfCare β€‹

(i overexerted myself yesterday and needed the extra rest to make up for it β€‹)

#CFS #MECFS #PEM #ChronicFatigue #PotatoLife

me: alright brain, i'm sure you can think of *at least one* reason to get out of bed. just one! please?

brain: ok uhh... hmmm... how about this?

sudden massive headache: HELLO

me: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...

<the scene fades to black as i curl up into a ball and pull the blankets over my head, never to emerge again>

#potatoLife, coming soon to a timeline near you β€‹

see the line where the pillow meets the sheets?
it calls meeeeeeeeeeee β€‹

#potatoLife #moana

#potatoLife #love is:

noticing an extraordinarily large cheeto deep in the party-size bag

using chopsticks to extract it from the sea of average-sized cheetos

offering it to your partner excitedly, interrupting their zoom meeting in the process

and then dropping it on the floor while trying to feed it to them β€‹

(he ate it anyway because he's grown to expect things like this from his potato β€‹)

@jaden  β€‹ β€‹ #potatoLife

πŸ€«β€‚my partner, a fully functional and healthy human:
*working from home, giving a presentation in a zoom meeting*

πŸ« β€‚me, in permanent #goblinMode, only a few feet/meters away:
*struggling to open a snack with a particularly loud wrapper for an uncomfortably long amount of time*

#WFH #MECFS #CFS #chronicFatigue #potato #oops #hungry #potatoLife

[originally posted on february 15th, 2023]