#Today, 4 days until my first Mastoversary

A hundred bits o’ #BadPoetry
The alt-history of #JohnMastodon
and his Neo-Lithic backstory at the dawn of the #AnthropoScene

Was it the lure of the #PacificTreeOctopus
Or the fun of #MinCup23
That drew me to post
a #ThickTrunkTuesday tree?

I never dipped but a toe
Into the Xitter of X
Enough to see the reality
Of media that is a vex

BlueSky holds interest
Though its mostly niche
It has that academic feel
But also a bit pastiche

#Mastodon is fun
#Mastodon is freeing
#Mastodon lets me…be me-ing

#ShitePoetry #CephalopodDefenseLeague
#TreesIsHabitat
#Hashtag
#Coffee
#MakeGoodChoices
#MakeEarthGreatAgain
#LifesTooShortForMarginalCoffee

@fkamiah17

On behalf of the #PacificTreeOctopus and #ArborealCephalopods everywhere, we thank you.

#TreesIsHabitat #ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

@kristiedegaris

If you care about ecology and the environment, consider following the #PacificTreeOctopus and #ArborealCephalopods and the ongoing fight to save their threatened #TreesIsHabitat

Message brought to you by the #ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

#ThickTrunkTuesday circa 1983

This is the furthest (known) inland breeding tree for the #PacificTreeOctopus as they are able to migrate up the Rogue River only to Rainey Falls. This is due more to the climate, as their innate ability to climb falls (and trees) is largely unsurpassed in the animal kingdom.

#ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

As we approach the beginning of spring migration, the Oregon Coast Aquarium is once again offering the “adoption” of the #PacificTreeOctopus which also supports the Aquarium and our #Coastal biota of all kinds.

Plus, you get a reasonable facsimile of our arboreal acquaintances.

Remember, migration is upon us…so give our tentacled friends a brake as you ply the coastal highways and byways.

Brought to you by their friends at the
#ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

Use your heads people…the migration is upon us.

Be especially careful when driving Hwy 101 in areas where forests are proximal to creeks and intertidal zones.

#PacificTreeOctopus #Oregon #PNW #Beach #Coastal #ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

https://youtu.be/LMP5rjyyNPs

Thick trunks and moss make the ideal habitat, crucial for maintaining healthy populations of the #PacificTreeOctopus. But passage corridors with thick understory are also needed to help the arboreal cephalopods journey to these lofty nesting grounds.

#ThickTrunkTuesday #Mosstodon #CerebralJourney #Trees #ArborealCephalopods #OregonCoast #Oregon #PNW

#Today

Let’s get our heads together for the arboreal cephalopods…and let the limits of their locomotion be our motivation.

I am hoping these will be today’s top trending #s.

#PacificTreeOctopus #TreesIsHabitat
#CephalopodSaturday
#HeadIsBody
#Mosstodon