Matka Kulfi,
Otec Lassi,
Neasi.

#badpoetry #vyprovodimsesama

Matka Kulfi,
Otec Lassi,
Neasi.

#badpoetry #vyprovodimsesama

@Lizette603_23

There once was a man named Chauncey
Who hailed from the County Galway
He was quick with his wit,
And he wrote a fair bit,
But his Limmericks were far too raunchy

#limmerick #BadPoetry #poetry

#BadPoetry
Skunks can be
Gay, they say,
But I daren't
Get close enough
To say.

The bare birch branches
A red kite's lazy hover
And lightening sky

#badpoetry #photography #naturephotography #haiku

At the Resolute Desk,
Sits a petty
Shallow narcissist who
Has two buttons: one to summon
A Diet Coke.
The other starts World War III.

#BadPoetry #uspol yes that's #Trump

RE: https://mastodon.nz/@BobLefridge/115656949519495969

On street names as vanity plates for the wealthy

We cruised quietly down "Judith Street" via "Van Velden Drive".
The Uber driver was twitchy, demanding his pay.
Cos the next street was "Willis" which sent chills running through us
as we swung right into "Don Brash Way".

We veered right once more, found a street called "Seymour",
chucked a right into "Luxon Lane".
Back alley, dead end, black gates, heavy men,
it’s "Thiel Close"… but what’s in a name?

#BadPoetry