"Den Mars bewohnbar machen."

Wie wär's zuerst mit der Erde?

#MakeEarthGreatAgain

#Mietnomade

Donald Trump calls the imports from Canada a “bad habit”.

And I fully agree. The biggest import category is crude oil, so I think Trump finally getting out of the closet and showing his true green intentions is absolutely great.

I look forward to solar panels up and down every Trump property, and a new electric presidential motorcade — it will be awesome.

Green is the new orange! MEGA!

#MakeEarthGreatAgain

We can Make Earth Great Again by launching Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, David Sacks, JD Vance, Leonard Leo, the GOP cult, & Putin on a one way trip to Mars.

#MakeEarthGreatAgain
#MEGA

Arc of Ages

Catastrophe and rebirth
Cataclysm and healing
Perpetual conflict
Sporadic easing

Nature’s cleansing
At pace suppressed
By Mankind’s power
Earth’s reflexes oppressed

A planetary edict
A disinterested decree
Adapt to support me
Or I’m done with thee

#Earth #Sustainability #OnePlanet
#MakeGoodChoices #Today
#MakeEarthGreatAgain #Environment #AnthropoScene #Anthropocene

#Today, 4 days until my first Mastoversary

A hundred bits o’ #BadPoetry
The alt-history of #JohnMastodon
and his Neo-Lithic backstory at the dawn of the #AnthropoScene

Was it the lure of the #PacificTreeOctopus
Or the fun of #MinCup23
That drew me to post
a #ThickTrunkTuesday tree?

I never dipped but a toe
Into the Xitter of X
Enough to see the reality
Of media that is a vex

BlueSky holds interest
Though its mostly niche
It has that academic feel
But also a bit pastiche

#Mastodon is fun
#Mastodon is freeing
#Mastodon lets me…be me-ing

#ShitePoetry #CephalopodDefenseLeague
#TreesIsHabitat
#Hashtag
#Coffee
#MakeGoodChoices
#MakeEarthGreatAgain
#LifesTooShortForMarginalCoffee

#Today

Name the Super Hero you thought you would be…and the Super Hero you ended up being.

I thought I would be an astronaut…a brave explorer of new worlds.

I am The Shoveler…a bit more grounded in reality but also really useful.

#MakeGoodChoices #MakeEarthGreatAgain
#AnthropoScenes

Annoucning MEGA:

Make
Earth
Great
Again

MEGA hats will be blue and green and made locally from naturally dyed recycled cotton by workers paid a living wage.

Unlike MAGA there is absolutely no problem finding a time when Earth was great, and acknowledging it and getting there is not implicitly racist and anti-human, but actually anti-racist and humanist.

#MEGA #MakeEarthGreatAgain