I asked the Librarian if she had any books about Paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you...."
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“Now, old lady — you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly — *two* last chances. And you shall be free — *three* last chances. You have *three* *last* *chances*, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Right! If that’s the way you want it — Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!”
@streetartutopia And Peter Thiel. The only two immigrants… wait, and Melania Knavs. The only three immigrants… oh and Ted Cruz. Among the immigrants I want deported are Mel Gibson, …
Surprise and Fear.
Two elements.
Surprise, fear and ruthless efficiency.
Three elements.
Surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and almost fanatical devotion to the pope.
Four elements.
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@JesusDQ @juanalixtrueba Le he pedido a la inteligencia artificial que me ayude con el diseño pero ha pasado esto.
No me esperaba este nivel de patriotismo en una IA.
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“Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and ignorance! Ignorance and fear…um…our *two* chief weapons are fear and ignorance, and prejudice! Um…our *three* chief weapons are fear, and ignorance, and prejudice, and a fanatical hatred of Justin Trudeau — *amongst* our weaponry are such elements *as* fear, ignorance, prejudice, and a fanatical hatred of — never mind, I’ll come in again.”
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