LEFT BEHIND #10-12:

#10 Kristinne Grigoryan (FIS) -- Pegasus victim turned spy chief, zero intel background, USAID trained
#11 Rustam Badasyan -- Controlled both courts AND taxes, trained 2 of 3 enforcers
#12 Vahe Ghazaryan (Police) -- Protest crackdowns, journalist beatings, oversees corrupt officers

https://owlorg.com/en/left-behind/

#Armenia #LeftBehind

LEFT BEHIND #7-9:

#7 Ararat Mirzoyan (FM) -- Lost Artsakh, normalizing with Turkey, wife is CEO
#8 Suren Papikyan (Defense) -- Criminal record, forced soldiers to vote, 7yr unpatched military email
#9 Martin Galstyan (CBA) -- Youngest governor ever, Fastex crypto collapse, Jira exposed

https://owlorg.com/en/left-behind/

#Armenia #LeftBehind

LEFT BEHIND -- 3 new profiles:

#4 Anna Vardapetyan (Prosecutor General) -- $1B claims vs opposition, zero vs ruling party. Video evidence of interference.

#5 Tigran Avinyan (Yerevan Mayor) -- ANIF $27M scandal, wife partner got $3.8M

#6 Andranik Simonyan (NSS) -- illegal appointment, church raided, secret Baku trip

https://owlorg.com/en/left-behind/

#Armenia #LeftBehind

NEW SERIES: Left Behind -- 100 People Pashinyan Will Abandon

Pashinyan has his exit: wife in Beijing, $1M Zayed Award, strategic divorce. These 100 people have no exit.

First 3 profiles published:
#1 Alen Simonyan -- zero properties, Mykonos jet
#2 Vigen Badalyan -- $679M gambling empire
#3 Hayk Konjoryan -- $55K bribe house

https://owlorg.com/en/left-behind/

#Armenia #LeftBehind

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