Filing this one under #lolwtf :

MLBTR reported that Adam Oller, formerly of Miami Marlins, has signed a deal with 2024 KBO champion Kia Tigers.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/11/adam-oller-signs-kia-tigers-kbo-korea.html

However, according to Korean media, Kia Tigers are saying, "Whoa, where is this coming from? Sure, we were looking at Oller as a possible acquisition target, but we haven't even offered him a deal yet!"

https://m.sports.naver.com/general/article/144/0001000559

I guess Oller is really eager to go play in Korea? 🤷

#AdamOller #KBO #KiaTigers #Baseball

KBO's Kia Tigers To Sign Adam Oller

Former Athletics and Marlins right-hander Adam Oller is signing with the Korea Baseball Organization's Kia Tigers. Read more at MLB Trade Rumors.

MLB Trade Rumors
Sooo… after watching several WWDC videos talking about how cool and efficient Explicitly Built Modules is (and wondering why they didn’t just turn it on by default in Xcode if it’s really so cool), I turned it on and guess what? BUILDING TAKES 20% LONGER NOW! #LOLWTF

OMG I CAN MEET A REAL LIFE CANADIAN MASTODON ADMINISTRATOR AT THE CIRA EDMONTON CONFERENCE!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

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#marimoko #cira #canada #mastodon #it #opensource #conference #federated #lolwtf

I'm clearly way behind on the news, but wtf is this? Notion buys Skiff, and just kills off the Skiff service? LOLWTF

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/02/encrypted-email-service-skiff-gets-acquired-will-shut-down-in-six-months/

#Notion #Skiff #lolwtf

Encrypted email service Skiff gets acquired, will shut down in six months

Skiff users will lose their @skiff.com email addresses, need to export data ASAP.

Ars Technica

I was going to give ₱10,000 to 10 people yesterday, but #GCash told me my phone have (1) developer mode; and (2) install from other sources enabled when not. So forget it. #blameGCash

#Philippines #LOLwtf

Context:
* The number 1 worst FinTech app in the Philippines, for 2023.
* They are on a campaign blaming “developer mode” for GCash account related issues.
* They also stupidly blocked “install from other sources” when many China-brand phones (like what I'm using, Oppo) have it enabled by default and can NOT be disabled.

In other words, GCash alienated more than half of their users in their bid to blame their users for compromised GCash accounts.

So, the trend now is to create scenarios (like the above) why one cannot send money, because GCash.

ROFLMAO + WTFBBQ + /facepalm

#til #lolwtf »Zu Beginn der Nullerjahre, als zahlreiche Bürgerkriege […] tobten […] unterhielt #Bout zeitweilig die größte #Flugzeugflotte der Welt. Er lieferte mit seinen Transportmaschinen Sturmgewehre […] Gold, Diamanten und Mineralien wie Coltan […]. Er flog sogar für die #UNO Lebensmittel für Vertriebene […] oder lieferte den teuren Viktoriabarsch aus Uganda per Luftfracht nach #Europa« — Prigoschin kämpft für den „Händler des Todes“ https://www.taz.de/!5950691
Prigoschin kämpft für den „Händler des Todes“

Der Chef der russischen Wagner-Söldner will dem aus US-Haft nach Russland zurückgekehrten Afrika-Waffenhändler Viktor Bout den Weg in die Politik ebnen

Held des Tages: SPÖ Simmering sperrt Gehsteig, damit Autos besser parken können
#lolwtf 🦸‍♂️
https://www.derstandard.at/story/2000144049223/spoe-simmering-sperrt-gehsteig-damit-autos-besser-parken-koennen
SPÖ Simmering sperrt Gehsteig, damit Autos besser parken können

Seit der letzten StVO-Novelle dürfen Teile parkender Autos nicht mehr auf den Gehsteig ragen. In Simmering löst man das Problem, indem man den Gehweg sperrt

DER STANDARD
#Error #LolWtf #BleepingComputer - no Internet? no problem!

Downloading Ubuntu Got This User a DMCA Notice from their ISP

Preface: I am not a lawyer. Yet I am fairly certain that you can’t get a DMCA takedown from your ISP for downloading an Ubuntu .iso. But that’s exactly what someone in the US got 
#News #Lolwtf

 https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2021/05/ubuntu-iso-dmca-copyright-infringement

Downloading Ubuntu Got This User a DMCA Notice from their ISP - OMG! Ubuntu!

The DMCA notice concerns an Ubuntu ISO Preface: I am not a lawyer. Yet I am fairly certain that you can't get a DMCA takedown from your ISP for

OMG! Ubuntu!