Wir fahren Bahnland für das Bayern!

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Achtung Achtung! Polizei NRW sind Taschendiebe!

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A robber ducky

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I felt terrible about killing a wild bear with a knife and a shovel. However I've learned that when one of them approaches your children you have to be willing to strike hard and fast.
I also learned that Koalas aren't great fighters.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

What did the ocean say to the beach? I'm not shore 🤷

What did the beach say to the ocean? "What are you dune tonight?"

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Jellyfish!

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It was a well, actually

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Date: i'm looking for "no strings attached"

Pinocchio: *sighs* i see.

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