Mastodawn

You probably wouldn't like me much, if I were drunk.
I have a pattern, you see.
First, I get jolly and giggly.
Then I state -- loudly -- "I'm as sober as a judge"!
Within a few minutes, I am fast asleep.
That's why I prefer the evil weed.
When I'm baked, everyone in the world is my friend, and I'd be the life of your party.
Trust me on this.
#Drinking #Pot #Inebriation

Multi Purr Puss

Dec 15

#Game #Therory: #Nerd #Inebriation #NerdDrinkingGame.

Magnitude 0: get inebriated-enough, or raise CO2 ppms above 2000

Magnitude 1: try and use the greatest amount of adapters, in series, in order to successfully enumerate the oldest/least-recent #vintage device (serial port is too easy!)

Magnitude 2: make it show up on your "current-enough" PC - >= SkyLake/Zen1 - *nix/lspci is preferred

Magnitude 3: exceed my example, in complexity

…setup might take a minute, see thread🧵 👀👉 ALT TXT

WIST Quotations moves again!Oct 28, 2024

A quotation from Shakespeare, William:

«
PORTER: Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.
MACDUFF: What three things does drink especially provoke?
PORTER: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but…
»

Full quote, sourcing, notes:
https://wist.info/shakespeare-william/6626/

#quote #quotes #quotation #alcohol #beer #drink #drinking #drunkenness #inebriation #lechery #libido #lust #performance #sex #sexdrive #wine #Shakespeare