You probably wouldn't like me much, if I were drunk.
I have a pattern, you see.
First, I get jolly and giggly.
Then I state -- loudly -- "I'm as sober as a judge"!
Within a few minutes, I am fast asleep.
That's why I prefer the evil weed.
When I'm baked, everyone in the world is my friend, and I'd be the life of your party.
Trust me on this.
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