Mastodawn

I takes mama out to play
Cuz it be such a warm nice day
Den under shwub, I flop on gwound
And in da dirt, I roll awound

Da Figgy comes, he sings hallo
I gwab his nek, I ses let's go!
We wessles fearse and hab lots fun
And den I wins, da wessles done

Me and Fig chase up da twee
I paw paw him, he paw paw me
He jumps on top, we wessles stwong
Den Fig gibs up, he noes I won

I sees Figgy kleening his bum
Sitting dere
Wif his leg in da air

I go up to him, he kisses my hed
I gibs him a lik
But it be a twik

It turn into wessles, I nok him to flor
We wessles, I pin
Den it ober, I win

Eberytime da Fig and me
Go wessling on da flor
Figgy always loses
Den he pouts and not wants mor

Me and Figgy wessle
We wessle in da twee
Da Figgy finks he won
His paw wests still on me

Wen Figgy looks away
I pounce and wessle mor
He turns and starts to run
We chase akwoss da flor

I paw Figgy
He paw me
We paw paw paw
Furroshisly

We play our game
As fur go flys
And den I win
Tho Figgy twies

I teech Figgy wessles
And I teech him eberyday
I makes shur dat he lern good
Weneber we go play

After nappy, after snak,
We wessles on da flor
And den we hab a liddle bwake
Befor we wessles mor!

Paw paw paw
And bop bop bop
We in da twee
And I on top

We wessle, bite
I keeps my spot
Da Fig gibs up
To win, he not

I gets up
And bops da fig
We wessle hard
We wessles big

As Chewy wach
We wessles mor
We roll awound
Upon da flor

Den Figgy stops
He ses he done
He has a pout
Cuz I has won

I hunt da Fig
I smells a smell
I stop to sniff
Da Figgy bop!

I bops him bak
We wessles hard
He kik my hed
I pounce him good

Da Figgy runs
But not runs far
I pounce and kik
I wins agen!