Me and Figgy wessle
We wessle in da twee
Da Figgy finks he won
His paw wests still on me

Wen Figgy looks away
I pounce and wessle mor
He turns and starts to run
We chase akwoss da flor

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As we wessle
As we fite
I gwabs da Fig
And den I bite

It not be hard
But still, he cwy
He not be tuff
Dat prolly why

He bites me bak
And den we stops
He happy sings
And down he flops

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