Mastodawn

I sees Figgy kleening his bum
Sitting dere
Wif his leg in da air

I go up to him, he kisses my hed
I gibs him a lik
But it be a twik

It turn into wessles, I nok him to flor
We wessles, I pin
Den it ober, I win

Firs we chase into da twee
And den Figgy pounce on me!
We wessle hard, we kik and bite
Den Figgy takes a west from fite

He pounce agen, but den he fall
And he pwetend he not at all
He jump up hi, da wessle end
My winning stweek I still defend

Figgy bop me, I bop bak,
I teech him how to play
I paw him and he paw me,
We plays dis firs today!

Den I shows him my nex moob,
I pounce and flip him kwik
But Figgy, he not be so shur
About dis bwand new twik