Mastodawn

Da bestest wessles
Be in twee
Ware I bops Fig
And Fig bops me

We play and fite
We hab lots fun
Until I wins
And den we done

Me and Fig chase up da twee
I paw paw him, he paw paw me
He jumps on top, we wessles stwong
Den Fig gibs up, he noes I won

Da air be hot
But da flor be kool
I spwall out
It nice on my tummy

Figgy comes
Figgy copys
He spwalls out
His tummy on da flor

Togeber, we be
Da mama, she awws
But it not be long
Til we wessle and chase

Under shwub
Ware it be cool
I take da Fig
To wessle skool

Kik and bite
And flip and spin
Wen wessle done
I always win

Me and Figgy wessle
We wessle in da twee
Da Figgy finks he won
His paw wests still on me

Wen Figgy looks away
I pounce and wessle mor
He turns and starts to run
We chase akwoss da flor

Outside
Under da shwub
As sunbeam shines
And da wind blows
Me and Figgy
Wessles and play
In da leefy dirt
Wif happy inside

I pounce Figgy
He pounce me
Den on da flor
Falls catmiss twee

Da Figgy bops
I pounce him bak
He rolls away
From my attak

Mama gots a horsycorn
And Figgy finks it fwend.
As we wessles, Figgy stops,
And bites its bumbum end!

I sits up and bop his hed,
I ses lets wessle mor.
Den I flip da Figgy good,
We roll akwoss da flor.

I gets up
And bops da fig
We wessle hard
We wessles big

As Chewy wach
We wessles mor
We roll awound
Upon da flor

Den Figgy stops
He ses he done
He has a pout
Cuz I has won

After nappy, we gets up
And on da flor we play.
Me and Figgy wessles fearse!
We do dis eberyday.

Figgy praktis sneeky pounce,
He praktis bumbum flip.
Den he ses he wants no mor,
I lets him leeb my gwip.