We all gets up, we sits in line
I piks da bestest bol for mine
We eats our bwekky, one by one
And fill our tummys til we done

#CheddarPoetry #AllOfUsTogeber

My callyder: fartycheddarcat.etsy.com

My callyder! It reddy now!
Yoo can has order, dis be how
Jus klik below, da shippy fwee
Den yoo has callyder of me!

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#CheddarPoetry #2026Calendar #Callyder #MamaSesIfISells500DenIGetsHoleHam

Figgy hops in dwyer
He likes dat it be round
He looks inside for tweshur
But tweshur not be found

He finks it be like weel
But it not let him run
He hops bak out all pouty
Cuz dwyer be no fun

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DwyerNotBeWeel #DwyerBeForClozesAndNotForFiggys

In kwinkle paypurr, Figgy plays
He kwikly kwalls inside
Kwietly, he sits and waits
A purrfekt place to hide

We all noe dat Figgy dere
But he not sing a peep
I let Figgy fink he's hid
And den he falls asleep

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #KwinklePaypurr #PaypurrHideyTunnil

Mama gots sum yogert
And I weally wants sum too
I come and paw her legs
And den I let out one big mew!

Mama ses I gots to wait
Den finally it time
Mama puts sum on a spoon
Da yogert now be mine!

#CheddarPoetry #SockyHasSumToo #FiggyComeForSumButDenHeGetDistwakted #YogertNummy

Da leefs be gone
Da cherrys stay
Upon da twee
Ware Figgy play

He clime up fast
He clime up hi
He look for leefs
Up in da sky

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ItColdButWeStillGoPlayOutside #IGoOnPatrwol #FiggyStaysSillyAndClimesTwee

Silly Figgy waches pooter
Poyntee dot he twak
He finks dat it be a bug
He bite but dere's no snak

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyACuppleTimesToEatIt #ButItNotBug #DenHeHabASad

Socky gots sum milk in cup
And she not wants to share
Me and Fig, we boff wants too
But none we get, no fair!

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesItGoteMilk #SockyDwinkItAll #SheShudShare

I tells Figgy
Come wach now
To ded da snake
I show yoo how

He come and sit
He wach to see
How ded da snake
Be maked by me

#CheddarPoetry #FiggySitInKwinklePaypurrToWach #IDedDaSnakeGood #IShowHimTwyse #HeGoOoooo

Weaching into cubbird bak
Da mama pulls out puppy snak
She puts da tweats onto da flor
But puppy tweats, dey be no mor

#CheddarPoetry #TweatsBeForNeyborPuppy #IEatsDemInsted #DeyKwunchy #FiggyKurryusButNotTaste