Mastodawn

Figgy's such a baby
He dos all baby fings
He always being silly
He runs awound and sings

Figgy's such a baby
To him all fings be new
And tho he be a big boy
He sleeps like baby too

I be napping
I be dweaming
Wen I smells da smell
Of nummy bwed

I wakes up
I gets up kwik
I go to mama
For nummy bwed

I has a peese
I bite and chew
I eats it up
Da nummy bwed

Too hot to make trubble
Too hot to clime twees
Too hot to hunt bugs
And too hot to chase bees

Da hot makes me sleepy
Da hot makes me slo
I finds a cool spot
In da gwass, I lie low

It be hot
We go outside
And in da time
Da Figgy hide

He lies down low
Finks no one see
Den starts to sing
As he chase bee

I luvs yoo mama
Foreber and eber
I proteks yoo mama
Foreber and eber

I holds on to yoo
Foreber and eber
I will neber let go
Not eber, not eber

We go outside
But not for long
Da sunbeam hot
And lots too stwong

We go bak in
All sleepyly
Da Figgy climes
Into da twee

All puddil soft
He starts to doze
Softly singing
From his noz

I noes yoo gots sumfing
I noes it gots cheez
Yoo cannot pwetend
Dat I not smell or sees

Yoo gots to hab manners
Yoo noe yoo must share
Now gib me a bite
Cuz dat only be fair

I not likes yoo, zombees
Yoo makes me bery mad
Yoo sneek into my yard
Yoo stink and be lots bad

I not likes yoo, zombees
Yoo twy to get in heds
But if I finds yoo, zombee
I gonna make yoo deds!

Me and Figgy wessle
We wessle in da twee
Da Figgy finks he won
His paw wests still on me

Wen Figgy looks away
I pounce and wessle mor
He turns and starts to run
We chase akwoss da flor

Figgy in da flowers
He sings a Figgy song
Looking up at mama
He sings out loud and stwong

Figgy in da flowers
A silly boy he be
Finking he be hided
Wen he not hard to see