Mastodawn

Da Figgy bad, he runned away
From mama bery fast
He run and run and run until
Two houses he go past

At da fird, he found a twee
He clime up fast and pwoud
Den da mama skooped him up
Cuz dere he not allowed

In da twee, da Figgy rawrrs
But skary he not be
He still like a baby
He not tuff and fearse like me

On da bwanch, he hezzytate
And den he turn to pose
One step down, he takes a leap
And to da gwound he gos

Mama ses she gotta go
And I ses I go too
Standing by da dor, I cwy
Each time, dis wat I do

Mama piks me up, I cwy
And den I look outside
In da baskit, I get put
Like eberytime I's twied

Shadow kitty copys me
Follows me
As sunbeam shines

Ware I go
Is ware he gos
He stays lots close
His paws wif mine

But wen I go
Beneef da twee
He dissypeers
Into da shade

Mama gots a sammich
And I wants to hab sum too
Firs I kwall onto her lap
And den I start to mew

I forget my manners
And I twy to kwikly gwab
Mama makes me wait and wait
And den a peese I hab

I is a lion
Stwong and fearse
Hunting
Inbizzybil
My pwey dos not see

Slowly I stok
Kwietly I step
Den I run up to mama
And gib her a kiss

Mama's hed is hurty
So jus dis will be my post
I gonna purr and cuddle
Cuz I luvs my mama most

My mama gibs me cuddles
And she comes wen I go mew
My mama gibs me nummy noms
And den she steels my poo

My mama sabed me long ago
A hewo wat she be
I luvs her lots, wif all my hart
And she belongs to me

Mama had a hurty hed
I cuddled up to care
In da morn, we boff waked up
Wif smoke all in air

Forwest fires, far away
Dey blowed da smoke all heer
Closing all da windows
Mama ses no need for fear

Outside
Under da shwub
As sunbeam shines
And da wind blows
Me and Figgy
Wessles and play
In da leefy dirt
Wif happy inside