Why it takes you and an elephant the same amount of time to poop

Defecation duration is surprisingly similar throughout the mammal world. The average mammal defecates for 12 seconds, even though volume varies greatly between species.

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Pulmonary rehab: “We’re here to help your lungs.”
Also pulmonary rehab: a parking-lot staircase clearly designed by a supervillain. 😳

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1. Had an unexpected laugh at the pharmacy today when I thumped my MiraLAX on the counter and the cashier instantly understood everything from the look on my face.

2. We both laughed, which made the whole “prep supply run” feel a little less dreadful.

3. Still debating which beverage I’m willing to ruin forever after two gallons of this stuff… but at least I’m going into it with some humor.

EDIT: the nurse I talked to yesterday was incorrect - she said 64 ounces was a gallon, but it’s not - it’s 1/2 a gallon. I only need to drink a gallon total of the wretched prep. In my state of panic and horror when talking to her, I didn’t calculate that in my head at the time.

Amazingly, that does make it sound a lot easier for me. Not EASY but EASIER and I’ll take that.

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😆 "PhD discovers the shocking news that burgers don’t magically vanish with a 5-minute jog. 🍔➡️🏃‍♂️ Spoiler: you can’t outrun your fork, and neither can your inbox full of unread research papers." 📚💡
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The Myth of Outrunning Your Diet

Exploring the complex relationship between exercise, diet, and the true psychological benefits of movement for young people's mental health.

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Went for a run today — my legs submitted their two-week notice halfway through
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"Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was peeling sick! 🍌😂
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Fruit Frenzy: 220+ Puns That Will Make Your Day Fruity-licious!

Get ready to go bananas over 220+ fruit puns that will have you berry impressed and grape-ful for these juicy jokes! #Jokes #Puns #Humor #Best

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"Joining a group of kidney enthusiasts because I heard they're a pretty renal-able crowd! #pun #joke #KidneyFunctionJunction #HealthHumor #WellnessLaughs"
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Kidney Puns: 200+ Hilariously Witty and Urine-sistible Jokes for Renal Fun

Got a hankering for some renal humor? Look no further than our collection of over 200 kidney puns! From groan-worthy to side-splitting, these puns are sure

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