I'm on a new creative streak, writing songs about sewing machines. I'm a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

I was inspired by the Tears for Fears song, Sewing Machines of Love.

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(First part stolen from Facebook. Second part... I'm averaging five hours of sleep this week.)

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was peeling sick! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
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it's truly not every day that I'm gifted an antique mercury mirror alongside a gorgeous antique dresser, but you know I'm gonna test-drive it with an absolutely terrible visual joke
#nsfw #groanworthy (or so they tell me) (goodnight lmfao)