not stinky!18h ago
Born just in time for a never-ending series of once-in-a-lifetime events.

#UnprecedentedEvents #PatchNotesFromHell #BornForLore #TutorialWasALie #TimelineGlitch #DoomScrollOrigins #HistorySpeedrun #PlotTwistCentury #MainCharacterTrauma #InternetHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
not stinky!1d ago
My eyes are up here, unfortunately so is the curse

#MyEyesAreUpHere #CursedFlirting #UndeadRizz #GothProblems #BoneThirst #FlirtFail #EternalSingle #SpookyHumor #GrimRomance #CursedEnergy #InternetHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
not stinky!2d ago
Built cathedrals for god now building a setlist for men named Luca.

#SetlistConfessions #CathedralCore #DjLife #AfterhoursAgenda #MenNamedLuca #EuroClubEnergy #HolyRemix #SacredToBasement #DarkRoomLogistics #BeatMatchRomance #BeatMatchDeezNuts #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
not stinky!3d ago
Overheard at an Olive Garden: "Can I push your stool in?" "Let's see how the unlimited breadsticks go first..."

#OliveGarden #WhenYoureHereYoureFamily #UnlimitedBreadsticks #DateNight #StoolSample #Gastroenterology #RedFlag #GreenFlag #BrownFlag #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
not stinky!4d ago
The Second Coming was actually just a really another trip to the buffet.

#JesusAteUs #SecondComing #BuffetOfSouls #AlienArchaeology #RaptureGoneWrong #EndTimesSnacks #BiblicalCannibalism #JesusIsComingAndHesHungry #CommunionGoneTooFar #HeAteUsAll #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Show thread1000-HRT "Earthmover"4d ago

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IT IS A VERY COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP  I DON'T NEED FRIENDS.


#the-bees-love-me!!!!!-i-dont-need-friend(s)!!!!!-I-HAVE-BEES!!!!!!-NONE-OF-YOUR-BEESWAX!!!!! #HAHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not stinky!4d ago
My loneliness ain't killing me no more, it's the heart palpitations.

#StrongerThanYesterday #ItsBritneyBitchNotCardiology #OopsIDidItAgainToMyCentralNervousSystem #Slave4UAndAlso4ThisEnergyDrink #GimmeMoreGimmeMoreGimmeAnAmbulance #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
not stinky!5d ago
This skeleton is just trying to check if the Strait of Hormuz is open before his Uber arrives

#IranToTheComments StraitOfHorrurz #WW3 #DoomScrolling #ApocalypseLive #CurrentEvents #WarMemes #NewsAddict #EndTimes #DarkHumor #PoliticalMemes #WorldWar3 #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Soompi: Latest K-Pop, K-Drama, Korean Entertainment News (2024)6d ago

April Variety Star Brand Reputation Rankings Announced

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.soompi.com/article/1831678wpp/april-variety-star-brand-reputation-rankings-announced-8

not stinky!6d ago
Me standing there pretending to wash my hands for 45 minutes while this dude turns his pants into a mudslide and keeps narrating.

#HotChocolateSoftServe #PoopThunder #ShitNarrator #FartWeatherReport #PantsRuinedLive #ThunderInMyPants #MudslideMonologue #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay