Did you hear about the goth who accidentally wore a pastel shirt and immediately burst into flames? 😱🔥 Remember, goths rely on their all-black attire to maintain their dark and mysterious allure. Mixing in bright colors is a major fashion faux pas in the goth community! #FashionFail #GothProblems #OnlyBlackMatters Just imagine the horror of being caught in the sunlight wearing a neon pink top! Let's keep our goth vibes strong and stick to our beloved black wardrobe. Stay spooky, my friends! 💀🖤

coworker: "what's it called when the sun moves behind a satellite?"
me: "sun transit.. sun fade... the sun pissing you off whether or not you're goth"
#broadcastengineerlife #gothproblems

You might think being digested over a thousand years in the belly of the Sarlac is a new definition of pain and suffering, but have you ever tried accidentally rotating your nosering through the piercing by drying your face with a towel, and learning in that process that a nosehair is caught in the sleeper’s hinge mechanism? #GothProblems

It is deeply unfair that all of my favourite doughnuts (toasted coconut, raspberry-filled, lemon-filled, and cinnamon-sugar) are the ones most likely to cause outfit-disasters when their various particulate coatings (especially the powdered sugar on the fruit-filled ones) encounter my black clothing. #GothProblems