These hard #erections make me feel really manly and #virile... 😏 Would you like to help me finish my #edging session at some point? Let me know where you'd have me. Bonus points for #cumming #inside you 😏 Double bonus points for risk of pregnancy. 😏😏

Aujourd'hui, les français rotent dans leurs érections législatives.

'Rotons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de poire est arrivé !"

#français #roter #érections #conneries #Législatives2024 #élections

Regular Erections May Be Vital For Erectile Function

Cars should be taken out for a spin every now and then to keep them in tip-top working order.

ScienceAlert

#BTW: #OnACompleteTangent...

Among the #VikingVillagePeople™️​ we #Like #TheWord: #Erections...

We also #Like #TheWord: #Elevation

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I #Think I might #Start #UsingIT as a #Greeting for #People...

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#IT's a #VeryFriendlyGreeting, aye...

🧙⚔️🤖​🤖⚔️🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​🦹

You might also enjoy this post about sexy ways to flip the script when you're struggling to get hard in the first place.

"You're hot, but I’m gonna make you wait for it..."

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cant-get-an-erection/

(and apologies for using #ErectileDysfunction - sometimes, as with so many dodgy sex terms, you have to state it to slate it. I need to use tags that'll get these in front of the people who might benefit from reading them) #Erections #ED #Viagra #Cialis #Sildenafil

Things to do when you can't get an erection | Girl on the Net

I'm not qualified to tell you how to magically get an erection, but I can give ideas about what to do in the moment when you realise it's not happening.

Girl on the Net

If you choose to take a pill to help you get hard, you have done something really interesting in terms of consent.

And by ‘interesting’ I mean what I always mean which is – OF COURSE – hot.

NEW BLOG: How to take a #Viagra, sexily

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/how-to-take-a-viagra-sexily/ #sildenafil #DickPills #ED #Erections #Cialis #kink

Please boost this one, I've been writing it for nearly a year and I think it's good so there.

Art (and cool anal fact) by @stuart_cb

How to take a Viagra, sexily | Girl on the Net

You don't have to be rock-hard to enjoy good sex, but if you'd like an erection so you can do the penetrative stuff, here's how to take a Viagra, sexily.

Girl on the Net
Conservatives’ Contraceptive Chaos

Your very alliteratively titled Sunday show rundown!

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