Mastodawn

Countdown to #Christmas has officially begun because I just took delivery of HUNDREDS of these gorgeous cards!

Designed by @stuart_cb, aren't they gorgeous? Here's how to get one: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-christmas-cards/

Stuart Oct 10

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Girl on the Net Oct 10

Now's a good time to join the Patreon because you get a) this live hangout thing and b) in December you'll receive a Christmas card designed by @stuart_cb and written in by me (if you'd like it, obvs)

Stuart Oct 3

@stavvers I often forget about Mastodon but when I remember I go to your profile and go through your Tumblr gems

Stuart Oct 2

Girl on the Net Oct 2

"You push the length of yourself into my mouth. You’re rough with me, your pleasure station, and saliva begins to run down my chin. "

Fans of #FreeUse will, I suspect, go fucking wild for @GoingDownWithSundial 's latest amazing contribution to the #AudioPorn project..

This is one of my faves in the series so far!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-4-pleasure-station/ NEW sexy art by @stuart_cb

Stuart Jul 27

Neil Brown Jul 26

tl;dr: too long; didn't read

ai;dr: contains AI slop; didn't read

av;dr: requested age verification; didn't read

451;dr: content unavailable for legal reasons; didn't read

js;dr: page required JavaScript; didn't read

ps;dr: problematic site; didn't read

dr;dr: I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together.

Stuart Jun 8

Girl on the Net Jun 8

NEW blog: it’s not you, it’s me.

How do you know if you’re ready to be #dating? (Or not, as the case may be)

Today’s blog makes me look like a bellend, but hopefully illustrates a point.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/its-not-you-its-me/

(Pretty art by @stuart_cb ❤️)

Stuart Mar 23

Girl on the Net Mar 23

When you broadcast your 'icks', they stop being private and personal - they now have weight in the world and the power to assign shame.

I finally got around to explaining why I'm uncomfortable about 'the ick'.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-ick/

Stunning art by @stuart_cb ❤️

Why the phrase ‘the ick’ gives me the ick | Girl on the Net

I absolutely hate the term 'the ick' - it's just an excuse for shaming, dressed up in new clothes. Shame is a powerful social tool, let's use it properly.

Girl on the Net

Stuart Feb 11

frankenposter Feb 11

Lmao they’re not even saying his name anymore, no photo of him either. Article didn’t name him until the second paragraph

Stuart Feb 2

Girl on the Net Feb 2

NEW blog!

I set out to find a date within twelve hours. Could I summon a man to come hang out with me on the same day I set up my profile, then get him to bang me sideways in the twin room of a Travelodge?

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/efficient-dating-experience/ Very much back on my bullshit. Fabulous art as always by @stuart_cb ❤️

Stuart Jan 19

Girl on the Net Jan 19

NEW blog: There's a man on the internet who gets off on giving me money.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/paypig-1-gets-off-giving-me-money/ #FinDom #PayPig #Kink

Gorgeous art by @stuart_cb <3

Paypig 1: He gets off on giving me money | Girl on the Net

There's a man on the internet who gets off on giving me money. And the more I learn about my Paypig and his findom kink, the more I find myself enjoying it.

Girl on the Net