CONFIRMED: James Comer Just Sniffing Rudy Giuliani's Russian Spy Farts And Calling It A Biden Investigation

Thank you, Jamie Raskin.

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James Comer NAILS! Biden For Maybe Knowing About Possible Schemes His Family Coulda Done With Perhaps China?

Something something Hunter Biden's penis.

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Conservatives’ Contraceptive Chaos

Your very alliteratively titled Sunday show rundown!

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Meet The Republican Who DOESN'T Think Children Should Be Shot At School, Because Yes That Is News

RINO Nancy Mace can come sit by us. This time.

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South Carolina So 'Pro-Life' It's Gonna Murderize Everyone Who So Much As Thinks About Having An Abortion

This was always where they were going.

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Civil Rights Hero Nancy Mace Just Wants Jan. 6 Suspects Treated With A Little Compassion, You Know?

Pathetic.

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Kevin McCarthy Launches Totally Legit Bipartisan 'Kick Democrats Off Committees' Task Force!

What could go wrong?

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GOP Hunts For Hunter Biden's Wangus, Finds Trump Sobbing About Chrissy Teigen 'Pussy Ass Bitch' Tweet Instead

Productive day in James Comer's House Oversight Committee.

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#houseoversight Nancy Mace is a claiming to be a victim of the covid vaccination and is claiming "real doctors" are being censored. From her questions and the way she is acting it is evident she is a real asshole and not in anyway a moderate.
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Kevin McCarthy Secures Republican Votes To Hurl A Bunch More Racism At Ilhan Omar

Looks like he's finally got the numbers to kick Omar off the Foreign Affairs Committee.

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