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Other good news from today: I had my first day back at work, doing Actual Job (the one where they pay me, not the one where I’m a sex blogger) and although I was very scared I might have forgotten how to do it, it turns out I can in fact still do it. Phew.

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Girl on the Net 5h ago

Anyway even though Hot Bar Staff was too young for me, the friend I was in the pub with offered to let me buy two rounds in a row so I could go back and see if the energy continued. V kind of him.

Girl on the Net 5h ago

This evening a ludicrously beautiful member of the bar staff told me they loved one of my piercings, and for a moment I was like ‘oooh flutter, maybe they fancy me’, but then I stepped back to assess and sadly they were in their early 20s so probably they were just thinking it’s nice that old people have cool piercings sometimes too.

Girl on the Net 6h ago

"I like to have a task. Not having to guess and wonder at what he might need, but knowing with total certainty. He wants me begging, so I fucking beg."

#AudioPorn (and a very hot experience) from this time last year...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/24-hour-trilogy-1-cunt/

24 hour trilogy part 1: Cunt. Intense, quick, powerful sex.

"I dig into his arse with my heels like I’m wearing spurs, drawing him deeper..." Part 1 in the imaginatively-titled 24 hour trilogy.

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Girl on the Net 1d ago

"An immediate, bone-crushing tightness very nearly brought tears to my eyes"

#ICYMI last week's phenomenal #mummification guest blog by Jenby!
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/duct-up-in-bed-mummification/

Guest blog: Duct up in bed – a mummification story | Girl on the Net

"The instant the duct tape encircled my toes I could tell things were about to get serious." Jenby + her girlfriend embark on a hot mummification scene.

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Girl on the Net 1d ago

“You know,” he murmurs, teasing the head of his solid prick against the entrance to my cunt, “someone told me recently that if we swapped bodies, the one thing I’d learn would be how much they liked being teased before they got fucked.”

Shit. Yeah. OK. I did say that, didn’t I?

#ICYMI yesterday's blog. Which is... umm... hot. https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/36-minutes-birthday/

There are 36 minutes of my birthday remaining | Girl on the Net

There are 36 minutes of my birthday still to go, and he's promised to do whatever I ask: "Take me to the bedroom and fuck me till *I* come?"

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Girl on the Net 1d ago

"Oh god," thought Sabine as she ground her hips into the table just below Marguerite’s naked cunt, "oh god I’m going to come in my fucking jeans right now."

#ICYMI Tabitha Rayne reads her STUNNING fisting #AudioPorn...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/counting-house-lesbian-fisting-erotica/

The Counting House: OCD lesbian fisting erotica | Girl on the Net

What better way to distract yourself from aggressive intrusive OCD thoughts than with sex? Lesbian fisting audio porn written & read by Tabitha Rayne.

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Girl on the Net 1d ago

Dean Burnett (that brains guy)1d ago

The Idiot Brain was published in 2016. To mark the occasion, some neurofriends and I did a panel at the Royal Institution

10 years later... we're doing it again! So come along and ask your brain questions

Our Idiot Brains, May 11th

https://www.rigb.org/whats-on/our-idiot-brain-10-years-learning

Some tickets left, but fewer than you'd think. Fewer than *I* expected, anyway.

#Brains #Panel #LiveEvents

Our idiot brain - 10 years of learning

Neuroscientist Dean Burnett and special guests return to the Ri for a tour of the brain.

Royal Institution

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robyneatseverything 1d ago

For this, and other reasons, I haven’t had time to write prose but poetry has been an excellent outlet. Here’s one on yearning, my favourite subject.

#Poetry #Yearning

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Girl on the Net 1d ago

Going away reminds me how much I love about home. My lovely flat! My friends! The pub! My snake! Sitting down at an actual desk to write! The gym! Being an expert on all the public transport and not having to keep checking maps! Cheese and coleslaw wraps! Overnight oats! My beloved Doxy!