Niemand hat hier einen nicht unerheblichen Teil des Freitags damit verbracht ein Ei durch die Gegend zu rollen...

#Eggcellent

(Ich häng da mal einen Hashtag dran. Falls das mehr wird und nervt könnt ihrs Filtern)

Having #chickens means finding the occasional Really Weird Egg™️.

Pointy, wrinkly, or simply ENORMOUS like today's find.

(Probably a #DoubleYolker 🍳🍳)

(I keep meaning to take pictures of our chickens, somehow a whole summer has escaped without Dedicated Chicken Time: hanging out all afternoon with a book, tempting fruit, and my good camera. There's always been so much else to do)

#eggcellent #egg #chickenkeeping

"Why was the brunch on a diet?
Because it only wanted to have a few eggs-ercise and toast its buns!

https://punnypeak.com/brunch-puns/

#Brunchtime
#Punintended
#Foodhumor
#Brunchideas
#Sundayfunday
#Brunchgoals
#Eggcellent
#Toasttoastedjokes
#Morningmimosas
#Laughandbrunch
#PunnyPeak"

Letter to magazine:

"I don't know about any of your other readers but I can't wait to have my inbox filled with adverts using Easter-centric puns like #eggcellent and #eggciting". That'll keep me going until the Spooktacular sales in October. Life is just one long fucking thrill ride, I can tell you"

Mike Tatham, St.Andrews

#eggcellent #eggciting #spooktacular #bollox #easter #halloween #puns #letter