"They had these, like, funky sunglasses that were very neon." - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, A Beige New World, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #NationalEyewearDay #BenBrockJohnson

"I love a donut!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, How Afroman turned lemons into lemon pound cake, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #NationalDonutDay #BenBrockJohnson

"You gotta watch out for the pterodactyls." - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, There's a r/place for us, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #DinosaurDay #BenBrockJohnson

"If this was all Seinfeld references, I'd be crushing!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, Endless Hertz, Twenty Thousand Hertz #TwentyThousandHertz #JerrySeinfeld #BenBrockJohnson

"You can write haikus!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, Press B to Touch Grass, Hidden Levels #HiddenLevels #NationalHaikuDay #BenBrockJohnson

"Hold my beer!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, AI and Relationships, Part 2: AI Therapists and Bot Boyfriends, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #NationalBeerDay #BenBrockJohnson

"That guy is definitely a scientist!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, Why it feels like it rains every weekend, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #CelebrateScientistsDay #BenBrockJohnson

"But this is how language works now!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, Algospeak, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #NationalBenDay #BenBrockJohnson

"I THINK MY CAT IS VERY CUTE!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, So Cute!, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #NationalBenDay #BenBrockJohnson

"I did plan on swimming in my shorts, even if it was dang hot!" - BEN BROCK JOHNSON, Swimming Hole: The man, the myth, the leap, Endless Thread #EndlessThread #ForPetesSakeDay #BenBrockJohnson