Today's BAC high score is 0.306. The award was given to a 19 year old who clearly has a bright future ahead of him of not being a lightweight.

https://www.kake.com/home/police-wrong-way-teen-driver-in-kechi-was-15-times-the-legal-alcohol-limit/article_307d8d71-ad54-41a4-afdd-ed28beb37d15.html

#Kansas #Drunk #Fail

Serial fraudster who said fake daughter died in DUI awaits possible prison time
The Nova Scotia woman admits to falsely claiming she had a three-year-old daughter who was killed by a drunk driver in Newfoundland in order to obtain bereavement leave.
#Crime #Fraudsters #MADDCanada
https://globalnews.ca/news/11846028/sentencing-halifax-serial-fraudster/

- Where are you?
- I left early
- Sorry I couldn't stay longer :(
- wtf where are you going
- I'm going home
- are you kidding me come back
you're drunk
- don't worry i called an uber
- we drank at your place
- Oh
Where am i going?

#humor #morning #drunk

Did Kash know the Olympic hockey players before he showed up to get drunk with them?

#kashpatel #drunk #olympichockey #Olympics

[The Atlantic]: Kash Patel’s Personalized Bourbon Stash
The FBI director has been leaving an unusual calling card.
By Sarah Fitzpatrick, May 6, 2026, 4:26 PM ET

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/?gift=HoRfrgrF5SCKopc-hfobxBHrRCKuIAG2hIPHLrGnnfY

#kashPatel #drunk #fbi

Kash Patel’s Personalized Bourbon Stash

The FBI director has been leaving an unusual calling card.

The Atlantic
"Drunk!" BLACKPINK Jennie's Actions After The "2026 Met Gala" Spark Huge Reactions - KpopNewsHub – Latest K-Pop News, Idols & Korean Entertainment

β€œShe’s all types of drunk…”

Kpop News Hub

DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative.
2. Preliminary.
3. Cinnamon.

VERY DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity.
2. Passive-disorder.
3. Transubstantiate.

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more for me.
3. I don't want to see your tits.

#humor #hardToSay #drunk

Let us all celebrate Kentucky Derby Day with this classic.
#KentuckyDerby #HST #Steadman #Drunk #DecadentAndDepraved

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

Rookies Corner (The Old Kiksaadi Corner)
#Alaska #Sitka #UnitedStates

A woman was struck and killed on the blind corner outside this well known watering hole in southeast Alaska. It used to be known as the Kik, or Kiksaadi club, but now it is Rookies, a sports bar. The story is that the woman left the bar a...

https://hauntedlineage.com/directory/rookies-corner-the-old-kiksaadi-corner/

#accident #apparition #corner #cry #death #drunk #hear #sound #wail #woman

Rookies Corner (The Old Kiksaadi Corner) - Haunted Lineage

A woman was struck and killed on the blind corner outside this well known watering hole in southeast Alaska. It used to be known as the Kik, or Kiksaadi

Haunted Lineage