- Where are you?
- I left early
- Sorry I couldn't stay longer :(
- wtf where are you going
- I'm going home
- are you kidding me come back
you're drunk
- don't worry i called an uber
- we drank at your place
- Oh
Where am i going?

#humor #morning #drunk

Did Kash know the Olympic hockey players before he showed up to get drunk with them?

#kashpatel #drunk #olympichockey #Olympics

[The Atlantic]: Kash Patel’s Personalized Bourbon Stash
The FBI director has been leaving an unusual calling card.
By Sarah Fitzpatrick, May 6, 2026, 4:26 PM ET

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/?gift=HoRfrgrF5SCKopc-hfobxBHrRCKuIAG2hIPHLrGnnfY

#kashPatel #drunk #fbi

DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative.
2. Preliminary.
3. Cinnamon.

VERY DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity.
2. Passive-disorder.
3. Transubstantiate.

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more for me.
3. I don't want to see your tits.

#humor #hardToSay #drunk

Let us all celebrate Kentucky Derby Day with this classic.
#KentuckyDerby #HST #Steadman #Drunk #DecadentAndDepraved

http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf

Rookies Corner (The Old Kiksaadi Corner)
#Alaska #Sitka #UnitedStates

A woman was struck and killed on the blind corner outside this well known watering hole in southeast Alaska. It used to be known as the Kik, or Kiksaadi club, but now it is Rookies, a sports bar. The story is that the woman left the bar a...

https://hauntedlineage.com/directory/rookies-corner-the-old-kiksaadi-corner/

#accident #apparition #corner #cry #death #drunk #hear #sound #wail #woman

The attempted 'whatever you want to call the thing at WHCA' proves is:

#Trump's a #convicted #rapist, #fraudster, #pedophile and a #sociopathic #narcissist who surrounds himself with #bootlickers, #extremists and #drunk #incompetent #fools.

All else is just fucking noise and doesn't change a goddamned thing about reality.