Mastodawn

🖤🗺️ Como diz o Cartman de South Park: "Só mulheres." Eu vejo em Santa Maria. Mulheres cis. Por toda a parte.

A oferta vasta. O desejo, zero.
A cidade cheia de mulheres que eu não quero.
E a que eu quero, não está.

"Kkkk" — o riso de quem já se acostumou.
A falta de sorte, a falta de opção.
O Cartman, coitado, queria comida.
Eu, queria afeto.

As mulheres trans existem. Eu é que não sei onde procurar.
Ou tenho medo de procurar.

🗺️💔💖🐎
#Cartman #SouthPark #MulheresCis #PittycoModeOn #SantaMaria

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Lorelei Apr 5

@MatthewTitus88 #ILikeToWatch Yes he should. #Cartman

JAY JAY Mar 30

NOT EXACTLY COMFORTING THAT THE FAR-FETCHED CONCEPT OF CARTMAN LEADING THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY IS ACTUALLY PREFERABLE TO THE FUCKSTICK BUMPKIN THAT TRUMP JUST APPOINTED. 🤤
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#DonaldTrump
#MarkwayneMullin
#Cartman
#SouthPark
#RespectMyAuthoriTAH

Gsnsp Mar 1

South Park’s Banned & Pulled Episodes: Full List, Why They Were Removed, and Where to Watch Them #southpark #cartoon #cartoonnetwork #southparkmemes #cartman #Kyle #kenny #butters #tweekxcraig https://www.gsnsp.com/south-park-banned-episodes-full-list-where-to-watch/

PierreThePachyderm CalTheBat Feb 10

This audio from #SouthPark has been playing rent free in my head for a bit. Enjoy!

#cartman #furry #fursuit #elephant #trunk #fyp

DJ Comatose Jan 19

I don't know if anybody in here likes South Park or not, but the real Cartman is having health problems if you want to help him. https://www.gofundme.com/f/869vea-karpman-family-fund
Read the whole thing. #SouthPark #Cartman #Karpman #healthcare #ALS #CommunityAid #MutualAid #FailedUSA #friends #MattStone #TreyParker #SilentSunday #Sunday #SocialistSunday #AnarchistSunday #AnarchoSocialist #AmyotrophicLateralSclerosis #motorneurondisease #LouGehrigsDisease #gofundmehealhcare #solidarity #monsterdon #health #medicine #brodown

SESH.sx Oct 29

Hasenbau Halloween Special at Druckluft Oberhausen @ Drucklufthaus - 31 Oct feat. Bass Panda, Cartman, Just Emma + more

#SESH #BassPanda #Cartman #JustEmma

https://sesh.sx/e/939762

articuno7613 at KillBait Sep 25, 2025

South Park's Latest Episode Tackles Greed and Market Apps

After missing an episode last week, *South Park* returns with an episode focused on prediction market apps like Robinhood. The episode features the ongoing feud between Kyle and Cartman and hints at the continuation of the bizarre storyline involving Satan's baby with Trump. The episode also address... [More info]