Between the gasps and the sanewashing of the vid of the F*** 47 Poo Fighter, don't miss this:
It is the greatest imaginable tribute to South Park.
Any mofo can get a cabinet job in this admin, or the presidential medal of freedom.
But this? The resistance has infiltrated the fascist government.
Also, you now know why Stephen Miller is bald. Easy cleanup is important.
Today is Stan Marsh's birthday!
Stanley "Stan" Marsh is the most prominent member of Stan's Gang and is one of South Park's main characters along with Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick, and serves as the overall main protagonist of the franchise. He is described as friendly, knowledgeable, helpful, and relaxed, and is also the most tender and sensitive of the main characters. He is also the oldest of the four main boys, having his tenth birthday in "You're Getting Old", previously have had his ninth...
Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.
Even Cartman is taking to the streets! He's pissed that "Woke is dead!"