This morning, I launch the #AppStore on my iPad to update apps. Before I can click on my account icon to do so — I _despise_ that Apple hid updates away under the account! — I see the top promoted Apple Arcade card. It doesn't look interesting, but I have a double-take as my brain echoes the voice of #Butters' from #SouthPark, "Yeah, but I’m playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure."
WTF is this?! Is this some old game IP that they've rebooted? Nope! Inspired by that line:
https://www.polygon.com/23787195/south-park-butters-hello-kitty-island-adventure-apple-arcade-release-date/