If you are US government worker struggling with your five points for the memo DOGE is asking for, this may help.
Just input your job title, copy, paste, done. I did it for my job, librarian, and this is what I got. I have to say, not too shabby.
#PartyOfStupid #EliCologne #PendejoInChief #jobs #work #labor #5Bullets #employment #USGovernment
#Musk wasted 276.4 years of government work with just his #5Bullets email.
And how much more is the #Doge debacle going to cost #US taxpayers with regards to all the #lawsuits against Elon’s illegal behavior? Not just in terms of monetary settlements, but in terms of the work hours for all the federal lawyers, clerks, etc…
#ElonMusk and #Trump are going to cost US taxpayers far more than they might possibly “save” by randomly firing workers.
Federal Workers Are Trolling Elon Musk’s Latest Attempt to Fire Them
Elon Musk asked federal employees to tell him what they did the previous week.
https://newrepublic.com/post/191881/elon-musk-trolled-email-federal-workers
"Elon Musk’s open-reply “What did you do last week?” email to federal employees invited a flood of fictionalized fireable offenses that hilariously undercut the unelected bureaucrat’s ultimatum to reply."
#ElonMusk #5Bullets #Email #Humor #Funny #Trump #GOP #Politics #News #USA
OPM’s Own Guidance Says Fed Employees Never Have to Respond to the Elon Emails
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/opms-own-guidance-says-fed-employees-never-have-to-respond-to-the-elon-emails
"new system [created by #Doge] was given the name Government-Wide Email System (GWES). On February 5th, 2025... OPM published this document... in sections 4.2 and 4.3, federal government employees are never obligated to respond to any GWES emails and are under no obligation to share any information."
#ElonMusk #Musk #5Bullets #email #GWES #OPM #Privacy #Security #Government #News #USA
Mass Chaos as Trump Officials Tell Workers to Ignore Elon Musk’s Email
Some federal agencies are telling employees to forget about that ominous email ultimatum from #ElonMusk.
https://newrepublic.com/post/191853/agencies-workers-ignore-elon-musk-email-ultimatum
"Musk is exercising some kind of power play across the federal #government with his demand. It remains to be seen whether others in the Trump administration, including the president himself, will ever push back"
#Musk #5Bullets #Email #Coup #Trump #Corruption #Politics #USPol #News #US #USA
Trump responds to Musk email
Time to fire this guy
https://anntelnaes.substack.com/p/trump-responds-to-musk-email
[Love that Ann Telnaes has Trump writing the list with a sharpie, and there is a photo of Hitler behind him. It's those little touches that make an editorial cartoon great.]
#5Bullets #Musk #Trump #EditorialCartoon #AnnTelnaes #Cartoon #Humor #Funny #Politics #PoliticalCartoon #USPol #US #USA
The Perfect Storm at the Social Security Administration
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-perfect-storm-at-the-social-security-administration
"a tangible & upsetting wake-up call about the real-world impacts of Elon Musk’s weekend #email stunt...
because [Musk apparatchik] Dudek is now the acting #SocialSecurity Commissioner, #SSA is... telling employees they must respond to the DOGE/Musk email. Because of this, the public’s access to the national Social Security 800 line is being immediately impacted."
A rough calculation of how many hours, weeks, years of govt work were wasted by the Musk #5Bullets email debacle.
Assuming 2,300,000 govt workers spent just 15 minutes dealing with Musk's email, then:
2,300,000 x 15 = 34,500,000 minutes
divided by 60 into hours = 575,000 hours
divided by 40 into work weeks = 14,375 weeks
divided by 52 into years = 276.4 years
#ElonMusk wasted 276.4 years worth of work
That’s the Dept of Govt Efficiency for you.
"As Monday — deadline day — opened on the nation, confusion reigned.
...Multiple federal employees... [shared] information & emails showing changing guidance about how to respond — or not — to the #5Bullets email coming sometimes within an hour of one another...
Another employee in another agency detailed a similar on-again, off-again series of emails sent to employees Monday morning."
https://www.lawdork.com/p/musk-five-bullets-mess
#ElonMusk #Musk #Doge #Trump #GOP #Politics #USPol #Government #News
Musk's "5 bullets" mess
From a Saturday tweet to a government-wide #email to pushback & confusion to pullback to a whining tweet on Monday evening...
https://www.lawdork.com/p/musk-five-bullets-mess
Musk's #5Bullets email "unleashed a hellstorm across govt agencies, as employees & managers who actually understand what #government agencies do considered the legal, ethical, & practical ramifications of having employees share #information w/a random email address outside of their agency."
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