> Amazon is trying to buy Globalstar to compete with SpaceX's Starlink https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/amazon-is-trying-to-buy-globalstar-to-compete-with-spacexs-starlink/
Looks like #CocoLisoBezos needs another purchase to compensate for the small thingie, feeling short in relation to #EliCologne. I guess the recently acquired bimbo was not enough.
This is where we laugh 😆
> Elon Musk loses big in court; X boycott perfectly legal https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/03/elon-musk-loses-big-in-court-x-boycott-perfectly-legal/
#EliCologne #SocialMedia #lawsuit #stupid #pendejo #SocialMedia #tech #BoycottTwitter #DeleteTwitter
> Bet Entire Life Savings of $342,195.63 That Elon Musk Would Fail https://futurism.com/future-society/kalshi-elon-musk-doge
And guess what? He won the bet. Bet was based on #EliCologne success, or rather lack of it, with DOGE. I'd say this was a bit of seeing the signs and getting the blessing of the #CosmicJoker
The better question is why are people STILL on Twitter, other than the #RWNJs.
> It Only Takes A Few Weeks On X To Become More Right Wing, Study Shows
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/time-spend-x-shift-right-wing_l_699f68f6e4b0ef1afcc0905d
> I fell for an AI—and then it rejected me https://www.advocate.com/opinion/ai-companion
How pathetic but can't help but laugh a little. BTW, first mistake? Using #EliCologne 's Grok. (There are other #AISlop machines that won't reject you.)
This is not even trying to be #BarelySatire
> Elon Musk to address the issue of sexualised deep-fakes by monetising it https://newsthump.com/2026/01/09/elon-musk-to-address-the-issue-of-sexualised-deep-fakes-by-monetising-it/
Please don't give him ideas.
> Elon Musk buys Santa Claus and introduces new $9 monthly fee to ensure “every child” can become verified and have their letters seen by him https://newsthump.com/2025/12/15/elon-musk-buys-santa-claus-and-introduces-new-9-monthly-fee-to-ensure-every-child-can-become-verified-and-have-their-letters-seen-by-him/
> ‘My vision for Twitter was always an army of foreign nationals monetising propaganda to influence US voters’, insists Elon Musk https://newsthump.com/2025/11/25/my-vision-for-twitter-was-always-an-army-of-foreign-nationals-monetising-propaganda-to-influence-us-voters-insists-elon-musk/
> Elon Musk says 'work will be optional' within 20 years https://qz.com/elon-musk-work-optional-within-20-years-money-irrelevant
LMAO. If you are rich, maybe. For the rest of us peons it's either we work or starve.
And now, a special long distance musical dedication to the intimacy shared between #GovernorHotWheels and #EliCologne
> Jose Luis Rodriguez (El Puma), "Atrevete."
https://youtu.be/X6wAU3sWS0o?si=r-hcSptWn2C0sKba
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